go watch ex machina

this is what people on tumblr call you when they dont want to say cunt

Evil bleachers I wanna get worse

Let's get divorced

lukewarm take but i personally do not give a shit if poor people cheat a system that was designed to fail them anyways. i also coincidentally do not enjoy the taste of boot rubber

I hate everyone being like “I can’t believe how unhygienic we used to live Im never going back even after covid bla bla” ok I’m literally going to lick the floor at the grocery store

my take on the books vs fanfic debate is that the written word was invented by the devil

If I’m a bi girl and I fuck a bi guy it’s literally gay sex btw like pemdas or whatever like it cancels out

the notes on this post suck sorry op is funnier than all of you combined

no one is ever going to fucking love me. omg another movie to analyze

oh you don’t want me? Only because I look unhealthy and speak in riddles?

At USPS they encourage the mailmen to fuck to strengthen their warrior bonds

candy heart that says the enormity of my desire disgusts me

thank you for sending assassins after me btw i really needed that. it meant a lot to me

I wish it was rudy time all the time