Some good stuff

Free him!

you would have loved roxyfication. it was perfect. you woudl have been so happy there

so i put my hands up theyre playing my song the evil skull flies away

getting tumblr user to listen to rap by making mashups of it with undertale music like putting dog medicine in a slice of cheese so the dog eats it

coming up with sexual roleplay scenarios about growing up Upper-Middle Class

Hey, it looks like your parents aren't home because they're still at their Well-Paid White Collar Jobs...why not stop playing with that New Videogame Console and come have some real fun with me in your Bedroom You Don't Share With Any Siblings ;)

i-it's not that! idiot! [blows up your entire neighborhood with some weapon from earth defense force]

the creator of this weapon MUST be a genius!!!