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hey. good luck with everything, okay? [cutting the rope connecting your boat to the dock] just good luck. [starts pushing your boat further towards the stream] just have a good luck out there

people being rabidly anti-piracy is always so jarring to me i forget that this sentiment exists over and over and i’m always shocked. you no like free movie 😟 ?

there is no nuance in this world at all there are only binary choices forever and you have to decide NOW ! #myultimatums #mymoraldualism

just to give you an idea of some of the things people have been saying under this post i saw one person claim that disney movies are made of love and thus should not be pirated. DISNEY.

easier for the owner of LED headlights to pass through the eye of a needle than to enter the kingdom of heaven.

so i was talking to my grandmother about old-school video games and she was all “y'know there was one game i used to play, and it had like a maze, and it was underground, and there was a guy in first person and he had a weapon” so knowing her penchant for puzzle games, i started guessing like myst, or legend of grimrock so we start hunting through these 90’s-era games featuring dungeon crawls. turns out. it was not a puzzle game. it was nothing close to a puzzle game. apparently, in the mid-90s, my grandmother would sit down and play fucking Wolfenstein 3D and listen to AC/DC for like hours on end.

Au contraire, the puzzle was “how to kill Nazis” and the answer was “use gun”

Shipping update: Your parcel has been torn asunder by ravenous hogs

obtuse is such a good word. Bro that was so thoughtless it's triangle

m,y tuube:)

(backseating you at the mortar and pestle) man you aint even squarshing it