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@psychoitch
being too warm during the day: well, this sucks, but this temperature makes sense because the sun is up, and the sun is making me warm. i am unhappy but logically i can deal with it for now.
being too warm at night: what if i kill everybody.
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i know you said we ride at dawn but iâm not a morning person actually. can we ride after lunch
a ton of people have unexpectedly followed me over the last 2 days so here is my rent-lowering gunshot:
the american south is the most racially diverse and poorest region of the united states, and any political sentiment that treats the south is stupid or expendable is inherently racist and classist. a lot of y'all are racist and classist. the south is also the heart of american culture. argue with a wall. you cannot deny that everybody in the entire world does not emulate artists from atlanta. there is vested interest in keeping the south poor and uneducated BECAUSE this is the most racially diverse region in this country. if you actually give a fuck about progress, you would fight for the south, not mock us.
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the idea that every summer will be as hot if not hotter than this for the rest of my life is unbearable i need to (remembers suicide jokes are bad for my mental health) murder an oil executive
The nursing home called. They said he's still got 40 goals in him.
This man is going to score 40 at age 52 just to annoy goalies born after his rookie season.
Outdoor in sun perfec t place for president to do speech! Outdoor very warm very soft put old man on green lawn under sun. Put old man in warm sun. no problem ever in warm sun because good view and audience can see long speech. Nice podium outdoor sunny perfect place for old president can trust warm sun to give nice view to President good luck to President. friend sun.
being extremely out of the loop especially regarding social media trends and discourse means you often end up learning things only after they've been turned into memes like ten times removed from the original context. for example the first time I ever read the term "girl dinner" it was on a gif of the T-Rex from Jurassic Park eating people so you can imagine the confusion when some time later I stumbled upon posts where people were hating on it and calling it gender essentialist
love that kim kitsuragi will watch me stumble around with no memory of my own name or the concept of money and still be like âokay, I understand that you donât remember the concept of âcrimeâ but youâre on the clock and have to solve this murderâ
a sensible man would go âwell I guess I am working this case aloneâ and handcuff the walking talking liability to the radiator with a chamber pot and a cheese spread
but Kim lets me lead the investigation
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i genuinely don't think there's much, if anything, hotter than someone clearly having a blast doing something they're really good at. doesn't really matter what it is. the combo of competence and joy is absolutely lethal to me
and you know what? i am REALLY sick of these ads that are openly mocking people for being concerned about the products theyâre selling.
Amazonâs super bowl ad where the Alexa mocks Chris Hemsworth for being worried about giving spy software control over his entire life. Waymoâs ad with the intro âthe robots are coming!â mocking people who are rightfully extremely concerned about sharing the road with, or riding in, self-driving cars.
i donât know, itâs just genuinely insane to me. âOh, you have legitimate concerns about our shitty product? sounds like youâre just lame!!!â like what kind of âquiet part out loudâ marketing is that?
if i were attracted to someone i would ignore them and if someone were interested in me i would ignore them and if someone cute asked me out i would say no #myimpenetrablefortress
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Look, I donât like Pete Buttigieg, I know you donât like Pete Buttigieg, I think it is extremely concerning that someone filed a completely unfounded and fairly outlandish CPS report against him and that CPS took it so seriously they would not allow him to be in the same home as his children AND I doubt they would have done that if he and his husband were a straight couple.
TIL in 1915, San Diego hired a ârain makerâ who used a secret mix of chemicals to âattract rainâ for $10,000, payable if he filled their reservoir. It rained for most of January, destroying bridges, dams, and causing 20 deaths.
via reddit.com
that was the Devil
I mean they wanted rain
His name was Charles Hatfield and Iâm not saying that you shouldnât make a deal with him, but I am saying that you should be very clear about the terms and conditions
I think we need to fully appreciate the fact that the reason he âlooks like the Devilâ is that many depictions of the Devil in American popular media are specifically caricatures of this guy. Like, imagine being a con man and fucking up your hustle so badly that for more than a century afterwards people start drawing the Devil to look like you.
