Us (2019, dir Jordan Peele)

she is correct

Finally, I can be me.

The older this gets the funnier it is

#this is literally how I talk

It’s the “back on topic, baby” that killed me, that’s me.

The fact that I would be doofenshmirtz, to a fucking T, in this scene killed something inside me

haha. dat me.

This is literally me talking 

Creepypasta titles are either like “The Watcher” or something like “Why You Should Never Take Your Girlfriend To The Basement Of An Abandoned Military Amusement Park In Wisconsin Between The Hours Of 5:00 PM And 11:00 PM”

my favorite part of flying home to texas is when the pilot yells YEEEEE HAWWWW WE’RE IN TEXAS NOW BOYS and fires his revolvers into the roof of the cockpit.