-responsible one: “time for Christmas shopping” that one delinquent: “steal stuff”
-“no we are not stealing—“ *switches out* delinquent: “heheheheheheh”
-“i told you to wash the dog” “no you told me to mop the house” “yes and wash the dog” ???????
-“I wanna cook let’s make dinner” “too bad I’m fronting now and I’m gonna eat stale crackers instead”
-“I need to pee” “then get up and go” “don’t wanna” “oh my fucking god”
-roasting one another while someone is talking
-roasting people in the outerworld and the current fronter trying not to laugh
-alter: *tells joke* alter you didn’t know was there: *laughs* literally the entire system: 👁👄👁
-that one alter that is just so clumsy...?
-“cold. Blankets” “NO. HOT. NO BLANKET”
-having alters with Tourette’s/stutters/accents and being accused of faking it 👁💧👄💧👁
-“hair long. Pull on it when having sexy time” “no. Hair short. Pull on other person hair having sexy time” “I’m asexual. No sexy time”
-male alter that doesn’t mind an AFAB body and jiggles The Boobies™️ for fun
-that one alter that is just always horny asf and just jacks off every time they front
-that one alter that is sex repulsed and gags at the sight of the sexy Fanart the horny alter drew
-alter: I don’t like chocolate. Singlet: ok. *little who loves chocolate fronts and eats the chocolate* singlet: I thought— little: Shh no talkie only chocy
-having 30+ alters and STILL having nobody wanting to front so the body can exercise
-“go on T” “no wear a push-up bra” “I like this shirt” “no it’s itchy” “lacy panties” “absolutely not” *eventually goes back to bed Bc we gave up*
-that One Alter that makes inspirational speeches all the time (and The Delinquent doing something stupid in the background)
-“BITCH LASAGNA—“ “STOP IT”
-two alters having it out for one another
“I have a song for you” “what is it” *plays WAP* “I’m going to kill you”