Hey Waddup?

Without remorse.

Without hesitation

Without chewing

the main thing that puts me off of playing chess is that there is 2000 years of gameplay that hundreds of people with higher IQs than me have spent thousands of hours studying the history of, so much so that when i put the pawn forward they say “ah i see youre going for the bulgarian somersault” and then i try to take their bishop with my knight and they go “aw, rookie mistake, youve played the frenchmans cumsock, and in approximately 37 moves i’ll have won”

Get more out of life. die of tetanus. refuse to acknowledge the gay angel who died for you. put a "no queers" sign on your heterosexual heaven car. listen to the evanescence cover of carry on my wayward son while your brother dies in a party city wig.

I looked this up and it is TRUE, Bye Bye Bye has reached number 86 on the charts as of the evening of November 7th. Other top 200 hits include Talkin’ About a Revolution by Tracy Chapman, Georgia On My Mind by Ray Charles, and Fuck You Goodbye by The Kid Laroi.

Today is November 7, 2020 and Donald Trump is NOT MY PRESIDENT.

practice social distancing by going to one of those vampire castles where the vampire will encourage you to stay for dinner but you have to sit at opposite ends of an extremely long table

that last one is literally a LOOK

how the fuck did Final Pam get into that last one