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it’s so magical and beautiful that there are sprawling interconnected cave systems carved deep into the earth by various geological forces and you don’t have to go in them. there are miles and miles of stone passageways in total darkness that require you to exhale all the air out of your lungs to squeeze through parts of them and you don’t have to be there. some of these squeezes are underwater and require cave divers to take off their oxygen tanks and push them through ahead of them and me i am above ground looking at the sky as we speak. there are untold subterranean wonders no human has ever seen and i will not be the one to discover them #grateful #blessed

nosferatu? no. tuferatu. no es mi problema.

no mi circo no mis feratus

do u wanna see the gromit sweater i knitted last year

are you serious?

I thought we were talking about how the brand is white king

Oh god I didn’t even notice that

You can’t be talking like that white king

#puto means fucker or faggot depending on the context#or male whore I suppose#in Spanish#for those of you who don’t know#in Filipino it’s an innocent type of rice cake though#very unfortunate coincidence

Happy 10 year anniversary to this post!