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trying something new called ‘repressing it’

⚠︎! 14 new chronic illnesses developed

statements like "It's wrong to masturbate about a person without their consent" and "It's wrong to do something that quietly arouses you while you are in public even if no one can see it" show that a person's understanding of morality basically involves magical thinking. like I wrote this post on the toilet. That's not the same thing as me literally shitting on you

canaries were used in coalmines due to their incredibly hard beaks, they could break through stone as well as any pickaxe

its probably a normal sign for the economy that all of my adulthood fantasies are like "imagine having your own kitchen living room and bathroom to decorate" "what if i could get on a train" "maybe one day i could purchase a sturdy pair of shoes" "i should save and invest in a single bicycle"

fool me once shame on you fool me twice you have been locked into my bad ending

"it's just stress" oh thank god, it's just the silent killer that slowly kills you, perfectly harmless, no need to worry

thinking about when i mentioned tom and jerry by title alone to my 65 year old father and his only response was to laugh REALLY hard and say "him and that fucking mouse.." while staring into the distance. and then the conversation was over

see i respect the pig more for not getting involved

getting reblogged by a user with a huge following is so embarassing like,, your blog is so much b-bigger than mine... uwahh o///o so m-many notes! you didnt even use any t-tags...! My tiny little blog can't take it...! >///< o-oh waow...

Me when random posts get reblogged by one of my mutuals with 10-300x as many followers as me.

yeah I hate when that happens

I need to make something really elaborate and cool (doesn't move

"bottom" please consider 🫵 whether the word you are looking for is in fact "submissive" ! because if we decide that taking dick means your personality & character r inherently subservient 😃 we might as well just throw in the towel on the most basic premise of feminism & 🔫 kill ourselves 🎉

atheist quarterback throws a hail darwin

agnostic quarterback throws a hail maybe

christian quarterback throws a my baby

(wanting to make a post about something but it reveals too much about your personal life) i have had a negative experience

obviously this probably fucking sucks to hear as a trans guy but it’s pretty shitty to cis men as well who do not deserve to hear it and honestly it’s not even helpful for men who kinda do deserve to hear it! all you’re doing is adding to hatred on both sides and that literally helps no one

i’m very glad people in the tags have been talking about race and stuff which is something i probably should’ve mentioned in the main post