hound of tindalos

- the concert

- the Vox ad (it says 'Doors and Floors' and considering the red background it looks like Vox has conquered the Hotel and now 's selling it in parts [enchanted by Luci so they nonstop rebuild themselves for Vox's profit])

Like, you know these theories or aus or whatever about the exorcists being female angels all looking alike because they were batch-made specifically for Adam

And let's imagine Adam's told to name these angels to make it possible to differentiate them. And Lute's the first one to name, and he starts: 'Lu...' — bc of Lucifer who's still a very strong memory and the very first association when it comes to Hell and sinners that he's going to exterminate with his brand new army. But ofc he stops himself and says the angel's name will be Lute, like the instrument he used to play

Remember that scene when they had caught Sir Pentious spying for Vox, and Alastor called Vox via that comm watch or something? So what Alastor said was 'Next time you'll have to try better, old pal!' It was creepy and all but! He didn't say shit like 'Just give up, you have no chance!', no-o, Alastor was so-o believing in Vox, thinking he's capable of more and that's going to be so fun to continue their rivalry. Alastor is Vox's one-person cheerleading team, lol

And all these times when Alastor said something like 'Vox, you still can't beat me one on one, you still use others to fight for you'?? To me it fairly means Alastor still wants Vox to show all his power, for Al to have someone on his side means to be weak, he doesn't get or doesn't want to admit that it's Vox's actual power to be able to influence people for his own benefit, because he's a TV personification and he's a master at being a TV demon! Alastor clearly despises Vox's methods and wants him to level up but it's impossible. Simply because the two fuckers have two different scales! And also Alastor chronically drives Vox crazy, meaning Vox has had Alastor as a role model for too long so he doesn't fully believe in himself with his skills that are so different from Alastor's

Lucifer (2016-2021) x Hazbin Hotel crossover?

I mean

Lucifer's already existing in the Multiverse so the HH realm's just a parallel universe for Lucifer's, right?

And both Lucifers are just:

"So we offer sorta therapy to redeem sinners"

"Yeah, I hate Adam"

"My daughter got on my nerves, but she's still the best 😭"

"I miss Lilith 😭"

While Maze and Vaggi have sparring fights chatting about their girlfriends that are the sweetest people, and sometimes Maze substitutes Husk as a bartender when he's deadly drunk

And Lucifer (Tom Ellis) witnesses Alastor for the first time and suggests to invite someone John Constantine

Superboy's a partyhead carrying like a hundred crushes on himself, he thinks he's a born leader but the reason everyone listens to him is because he's the loudest one.

Tim is an actual wild card. At first sight he's just a nerd with the highest scores the school's ever seen, but in fact he's loved and respected in highly specific groups of people, like he's famous among the rooftop parkour enthusiasts and he's a popular ficwriter with a few long, cunning detective stories for Sherlock Holmes fandom. You can never see him partying because he has better things to do.

But once he comes to party. During that he seems to do nothing more than writing something in his notebook. Superboy decides he's doing his homework or something but in fact Tim just collects notes that he needs for his new fic. This party is just a Discovery channel and he witnesses students in their natural habitat.

The only reason people notice Tim sitting here is viral videos someone's started watching out of boredom. And one of them is Tim parkouring! "Hey, I know him!" Conner says immediately. "He's in my history class, and he's sitting right here!"

"Yeah, I'm in your class, Kent, and I'm here for sure, but I'm not that guy from the video." Tim says just in order to annoy Conner, who will never prove the parkourer Drakula is Tim Drake in real life.

So everyone's laughing and people forget about this episode forever. Except Conner, who still feels tricked.

So he finds the local parkour hangout and tries to figure out if he was right the whole time. But he can find nothing helping as Tim's a real plot master. He keeps some information about himself secret and gives some misinformation around, so after all Conner feels even more confused. Once Tim's best friend, their school's best athlet Bart Allen, asks why he's doing that, and Tim genuinely answers: "For drama and plot twists." And after a long pause he adds: "I like him and look how I'm keeping him interested on me."

"Aren't you afraid he's going to get mad?"

Some recommendations if you have no idea what to read or watch:

"We have always lived in the castle", novel by Shirley Jackson. Do you know these horror stories that surprisingly feel cozy? The novel is not one of them. It will destroy you emotional but! It's uniquely written and it's very intriguing. While reading you keep getting more and more hints for understanding what happened and what's happening, you keep asking if there's a fantastic component in the story after all and also sometimes you want to quit reading the book because it genuinely makes you feel uncomfortable but you can't because you want to get the whole puzzle completed and figure out what the actual ending is.

"A night in the lonesome October", novel by Roger Zelazny. The spooky season concentrated in 150 pages. Popular horror characters get their whole new lives in very unexpected ways. It's very puzzling, you're trying to figure out what's going on and when you get some pieces together you immediately get yet another plot twist that surprises both you and the characters. I couldn't help but wonder how the author had managed to compile the story where each phrase gives you exactly no more and no less information needed to keep you interested and to keep the plot in its progress. It's just... Wow. And also it's a POV of a dog.

While Ed temporarily lives at Crane's, like, low-profile-ish (please explain him finally he can't be low-profile while going shopping with Selina on daily basis and robbing stores occasionally in situations like

Selina: I don't think you should pay more for the luxury brand

Ed: but it's shiny *wink-wink*

Selina: but it's shiny *sigh*)

So while Ed temporarily lives with Scarecrow he just refuses to go down to the basement where Johnathan normally works on his toxin and just chills sometimes with a good (questionably) book and a questionable drink like a cheap ass coffee with pumpkin spice and a ton of whipped cream and also a splash of liquor he’s made himself (Ed’s never tried any of them thinking they might be cross-contaminated with the Scarecrow's toxin, but just for the context, it's usually seasonal-fruit-infused vodka). To be honest, Ed's afraid of the stairs leading to the basement as there's no light at all and, c’mon, it's Scarecrow's home, you can imagine a lot of scary things hiding in the darkness. 

So once Johnathan forces him to grab a flashlight to see there's nothing to be afraid of.

It doesn't help at all as Ed sees walls with shelves full of jars full of creepy things! Human eyes and rats with two heads and snake jaws and bird talons!

“Relax, they're fake.” Johnathan says.

“All fake?”

“Well, most of them. That's real.” He points at a liver piece floating in formalin with a card on the jar: “foie gras”. “And this one.” He points at an egg with a half-hatched wet-looking chick. “And this one, and this, and—”

After all Ed's even more concerned as he can't know for sure which jars contain real things and which contain DIY’s, and honestly it's a concerning shit as well: who the hell and why makes these… exhibits. 

On the other hand, Selina goes down to the basement with no worries and drinks Scarecrow's liquor with him from his favorite skull-shaped glasses, and Ed's like: “Hey guys, it's past Helloween! It's March, guys!” He can't get it's always October as Halloween’s your whole vibe.