Being afraid to check your bank account is the adult version of being afraid to check your grades.

College is when you’re afraid of both

no matter how old you are when you’re in college

im reading about cowboy phrases and sayings and like 95% of them are just solid life advice

Love it!

*slams fist on table* THIS IS THE KIND OF CONTENT I LIKE TO SEE

Dogs are so important and we must protect them at all costs

why is your cat full of star wars sound effects

good morning cruel world

Don’t you mean goodbye?

no i meant good morning. this world may be cruel but i’m still kickin’

This really cheered me up

Maybe if we Ran away with Carly Rae Jepsen in 2015 none of this would have happened