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scientists are hard at work exploring each others bodies

Mules are like horses with the self destruct button removed

...do you mean the 'self preservation instinct' removed????

No, absolutely not. It’s the opposite. Mules will straight up refuse to do things if they don’t have the confidence that they can complete it. This is where the term “stubborn as a mule” comes from. A horse would attempt these feats and break its weak little ankles and roll over and kill its rider. Mules do this because they know they can. That’s also why mules and donkeys are used as mounts around the Grand Canyon, they’re both sure-footed and stubborn and will refuse to do things that put them and the rider in danger when a horse would listen to the call of the void and just do it. Donkeys are less domesticated than mules, less dependent on humans and more self-assured, this is why they can be harder to train but also why they have such great self-preservation skills. A mule inherits those traits from its father.

So that's where Skyrim horses get their ridiculous climbing abilities

come on dude come outside its the month of the grape harvest.

Where is the video with the dude running as if he’s about to do the sickest skateboard trick, but then he just keeps running

throw your hair in a messy bun, drink some blood, put on some nine inch nails and jerk off face down

soft launching kicking your ribs by playing footsies

wow i've never been so understimulated in my life someone get me lsd or have sex with me where you hit me a lot or something