Protein PamCakes

the one thing i’m always hyped for is blankets

i’m mysterious but not on purpose. i’m just trying to leave wherever i am at all times and that makes me seem mysterious when it’s actually the behavior of like. a dumb bird

lol

Eat the rich

this is why old ppl never realize what they’re saying when they say “when i was your age i payed for my tuition all by myself” yeah well sorry susan my tuition is $35,000 a year and i make $7 an hour

“it aint easy being cheesy”

Great. Now I’m disappointing Mr. Rogers.

What’s popping, you ask? Why, it’s my joints.

*is only cute in certain angles and lighting*

2019 isn’t going to be any different unless you actually put effort in to change it

Not elegant enough to be a vampire…. . not jock enough to be a werewolf.. ..

goblin it is

goblin it is

THAT PART.