you're not punk and I'm telling everyone

the legality of parodies is so funny. if you take a bit from someones work without their permission its illegal UNLESS you make fun of them

there are only three genders: diners, drive-ins, and dives

I walk this lonely road. in my bag, i have a giant toad

Don’t know where it goes, but it’s only me and this giant toad

i'm just a guy fieri looking for his girl fieri

I take a shot of the NyQuil cause I’m not too sure what it taste like then knock out half way through the round

Food Network really got me with ‘Beat Bobby Flay’… I won’t watch his show but ILL SURE AS HELL WATCH SOMEONE TRY TO TAKE HIS ASS DOWN

i have had it with bobby flay and all of his Chilis

out of all of the crazy moments on food network shows nothing will beat the guy yelling “I JUST WON CHOPPED” on cutthroat kitchen