im gay & i love pizza

I gotta see frosted tips to make a judgement call

Not for too long tho

Getting Straight Married To America’s Favorite Food Network Host Ted Allen

its not an immediate disqualification...

mirepoix is extremely sexy

everything I've ever said about food not being sexy is a lie

Can we collectively crowdsource a list, akin to “episodes of beat bobby flay where bobby flay loses”, but it’s “episodes of chopped/cutthroat kitchen where the infuriatingly misogynistic male chefs DO NOT WIN”

because i have now skipped three episodes in a row where the only female chef is eliminated before any of the male chefs and it is so…. tiresome

PLEASE it's so hard to watch shit like that

There is nothing wrong with a lil ketchup on ur hot dog, just a lil… ketchup for ur dog

Former Chicagoan here. I don’t disagree, but keep that shit on the DL. Showing it off is tantamount to public indecency in northern IL

I’ll have to remember not to show off my ketchup covered weiner in Illinois

I’m hiding from all you northern Illinois people, eating my ketchup dog in total darkness, and ruining my white shirt and it’s all because you are judging me

I believe everything that anyone has ever said to me on the internet, so I don't know how to cope with this conflicting hot dog knowledge

There is nothing wrong with a lil ketchup on ur hot dog, just a lil… ketchup for ur dog

Former Chicagoan here. I don’t disagree, but keep that shit on the DL. Showing it off is tantamount to public indecency in northern IL

I’ll have to remember not to show off my ketchup covered weiner in Illinois

I’m hiding from all you northern Illinois people, eating my ketchup dog in total darkness, and ruining my white shirt and it’s all because you are judging me

that’s just another one of Big Sauce’s lies

If it was real and we knew where it was, it wouldn’t be a hidden valley ranch, would it?

oh SHIT