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Moon Moon

“IT’S TRANSPARENT”

mishapocalypse

that time the color of the website changed from one shade of blue to a slightly darker shade of blue

supernatural fandom having a gif for everything

the Great Skeleton War

“can you make that ask reblogable?”

the onceler fandom

people unironically calling David Karp “daddy”

“yahoo paid $1 billion for this”

the moreos guy

do you love the color of the sky?

“WHAT IS AIR”

when people were fighting over that gif of a bird falling in a chocolate fountain and people thought it was real and the bird died but it was actually a fake bird

“what if tumblr was a school?”

the superwholock fandom

hipster vs. fandom blogs

like seriously, there was so much hatred between hipster and fandom blogs and now hipster blogs are basically aesthetic blogs

John Green

tumblr user pizza

“I always follow back”

fanmail instead of a messaging system

reaction gifs

“I like your shoelaces”

“Thanks, I stole them for the President”

gif vs. jif

“I CAN’T, I HAVE LOST THE ABILITY TO CAN”

people HATED Miranda Cosgrove

and Nicolas Cage

the one direction ha ha ha ha ha remix

nice legs daisy dukes makes a man go

that incredibly photogenic marathon runner

individually thanking every single person who followed you

the fluffy chicken girl

the 4chan raids

jennifer lawrence starting as tumblr’s girlfriend and ending as one of the most hated people on this website

the absolute insanity from the sherlock fandom during hiatuses

am i the only goddamn person who remembers the chair fic? like is it just me or was the dan and phil fandom just so much more fucked up than everyone else? did i hallucinate that viral fic?

unregulated fandom culture causing the widespread acceptance of preteen girls thirsting after, stalking, and pursuing middle aged men

me, shoving breadsticks into my purse,

die cis scum

swiggity swag

the booty song

the “i’m not like other girls” mentality but under a disguise of fandom culture and/or electra heart lyrics

that girl who stole human bones from a cemetery for a wiccan ritual

take me to snurch (snail church)

cut your ice cream tub in half to create a personal ice cream bowl

the rampant crowd funding scams

users being expected to include a full list of their traumas and triggers in their bio

Well, this may not come as a surprise to any of you, but… I’m ready to go. I finished everything on my list. I learned how to install a bathtub, fly a helicopter, defuse a bomb, deliver the perfect backhand slice. My last goal was to spend one meaningful day with my parents, and now I’ve spent thousands of them. I feel complete.

so this annoying douchebag kid was on his phone and the teacher went “you have to give it to me now you signed the contract” and the kid didn’t even look up and said “contracts signed by a minor are not legally binding” and continued to text. and i hated that kid but…..dare i say iconic