"A juice box. And make it a Mott's godamnit."

let’s settle this shit but do NOT reblog if you’re gonna be modest about it like a little BITCH. anyway privilege check tell me which ones apply to you: hot, funny, can dance, can do math, can spell, can drive, can cook

dreamt that the cw sent out cards to spn fans with a badly photoshopped destiel picture inside to appease the criticism and idk if i had to imagine it you have to too

I joke about being mean and evil but then people are Actually just genuinely shitty and I'm like. Doesn't it make you feel bad when you act like that

Just want everyone to know when I say 'evil' I really just mean "villainous and campy like a cartoon antagonist"

I’m assuming they don’t offer this service to writers because all the weirdos like me would ask too bizarre questions and too many of them. We’d make them crazy and broke trying to provide enough staff to meet demand.

The object comparisons are things of an equivalent weight, not things you can cut with the swords. Just saying so to preemptively stop cursed comments.

when you move in with a new person, what are the top four movies you’re making them watch in some sort of fucked up mandatory film festival so they understand you? for me it’s the big lebowski, wild wild west, papillon, and fight club. 

you’re telling me bilbo isn’t canonically gay when he tried to make the whole company of dwarves turn around because he forgot his handkerchief? don’t make no sense luv

it’s so funny because the fact that Toph is blind isn’t generally the punchline, the punchline usually is that everyone forgets that she is blind