Umbrella Carter

@proflazarus

Age: 18+, gender: gremlin Not gonna lie: this blog is a mess. Recently fell down the gay pirate brainrot hole and also Colin Firth again, while still having taken up residence in a couple of other holes. Mainly OFMD, Good Omens and Derry Girls. And a general Doctor Who chilling in the background. This shit’ll change every other week, slightly sorry, but to lazy to get some sort of order into this mess. Found out how to make gifs, will now make gifs of everything, apologies.

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None of this is completely consistent but I try.

Weirdly tagged posts with people I have stanned/am stanning/thought about once:

Colin Firth: #little british ray of sunshine.

Benedict Cumberbatch: #the bennybatch tag.

Mark Gatiss: #oh you beautiful fuck.

Olivia Colman: #livia fucking collie tag.

David Tennant: #tha scottish tag.

Michael Sheen: #you’re my michael you’re my angel.

Martin Freeman: #oh you cute little fucker. (also #oh you gorgeous bastard, might’ve messed up a bit here lmao)

Rhys Darby: #funny kiwi tag.

Other tags I use:

#epic: all of those legendary posts with millions of notes (the ones you’ll find on Pinterest)

#little british ray of sunshine.#the bennybatch tag.#oh you beautiful fuck.#livia fucking collie tag.#tha scottish tag.#you’re my michael you’re my angel.#oh you cute little fucker.#epic

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enabuns

Goodbye goodbye, you were bigger than the whole sky ⭐️🌙

#good omens #good omens 3

Maria really is that manic pixie dream girl. Bc what do you mean you loved him from that first blow of the whistle. She really just went “oh damn, I can fix him”

…and then she did. So props to her tbh

#the sound of music #maria von trapp #georg von trapp #I wish this stupid fixation would fucking leave me already I hate this movie so much

aduckwithears

Hope this helps

#good omens #good omens 3

argumate

hell yeah! I never meet any hot chicks in ##USER_CITY##, it’s a total backwater!

adhoption

take me down to the ##USER_CITY## where the grass is ##COLOUR## and the girls are ##USER_PREFERENCE##

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First of all they didn’t need to kiss.

Second of all:

IT’S DECONSTRUCTION NOT REPARING, BECAUSE SOMETIMES REPAIRING DOES NOT WORK. AZIRAPHALE TRIED. HE TRIED TO REPAIR IT. THE HALBERSTAM LECTURE IS BURNING IN MY MIND.

This just came to me like a sleeper agent, it’s been hours since I watched it.

#good omens #good omens 3 #good omens spoilers

I’ve had more time to think about it and honestly I’m not mad about the kiss. Morgan knows she’s sad about Karadec being with Lucia and I think she should be allowed some fun with Wagner. And then… when it turns out that Wagner jr. did something dumb for Wagner sr. AGAIN(!), she can drop him like the useless waste of oxygen he is. But until then she can have a little fun and I’d like to believe that Wagner knows how to be fun…

#high potential #morgadec #morgadec endgame #morgan gillory #nick wagner

High Potential better give me the girls night out vibe of a lifetime with Selena, Daphne and Morgan.

Like a full ass tribe night from Lucifer. I need them to be drunk af together.

Karadec having to pick them up bc they accidentally started a bar fight, or well not so accidentally in Morgan’s case.

#high potential #selena soto #morgan gillory #daphne forrester

alicesodyssey

Had to edit Alex Warren’s new song to my favorite slowburn

#high potential #morgadec #edit

dumbbich

he’s already announced a tour and an album so PLEASE let this be him announcing he’ll be javert in the les mis arena tour at radio city music hall

dumbbich

no les mis announcement....but he dropped a cringey ass single and music video 💀 this ruined my day, thanks michael

proflazarus

Honestly the song is better than whatever that last album was. This time he’s just dissing himself not women in general.

dumbbich

adding your tags because REAL. my first thought when hearing the lyrics was why is he making himself sound like a used up whore 💀

the clapping nearly took me out from the secondhand embarrassment. and the DANCING. Michael god please noooo😭 being a fan of him is just a humiliation ritual atp

proflazarus

He once said “[I’m] not a dancer.” He should’ve listened to himself.

#he probably can’t hear himself over the clapping

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coldestcaress

Fuckin Phantom of the Dive Bar here

dumbbich

he’s already announced a tour and an album so PLEASE let this be him announcing he’ll be javert in the les mis arena tour at radio city music hall

dumbbich

no les mis announcement....but he dropped a cringey ass single and music video 💀 this ruined my day, thanks michael

proflazarus

Honestly the song is better than whatever that last album was. This time he’s just dissing himself not women in general.

#it’s the funniest fucking song ever #i’ve been thinking about it all day #pre-owned and pre-loved #is objectively such an insane statement #i’ve been around the block #bitch you’ve been married to the same lady since the beginning of time #i’m not as fast as i used to be #i- bro’s talking like he used to be a track star #the clapping in the mv #tears #tears streaming all down my face #the clapping when there’s clapping in the music? yeah ok cringe but whatever #the shots of him clapping when there’s no clapping in the music? comedy fucking gold #i won’t recover from this any time soon

Le Nozze di Figaro starting with 5, 10, 20, 30, 36, 43 is Mozart flexing that he knows numbers in Italian.

#mozart #opera #deep thoughts about opera in the middle of the night

luntfontanne

BLEAK!!!!!!!!!!!!!

luntfontanne

micdixart

No thoughts just izzy wearing lucius’ scarf

#izzy hands #lucius spriggs #sprizzy #ofmd

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bowie-boy

Is this anything

#rupert giles

thesidebloggerrrr

is there even a fandom for this

#much ado about nothing #much ado about nothing 2011 #catherine tate #david tennant #truth

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