Mum and I watched OFMD again. And this time, she has some unique insights that honestly make sense. She might be a doomed Steddyhands truther. 😭🙏
(Part 1/?)
Mum: “He already has massive aggression. I think Stede likes it.”
Me: “Um. You think Stede likes…?”
Mum: “He thinks Edward is silly, not scary.
Me: “OH.” 💀
She also has *so much* to say about Izzy Hands.
Mum: “He is so jealous. Of course he goes looking to spoil fun.”
Me: “Yeah, I think so. But he has been serving Blackbeard for like, decades…and now Stede is his new favourite.”
Mum: “Well, if he wanted Blackbeard he should have said something!”
Me: “True! I think Izzy needs someone less chaotic and more devoted to be honest.”
Mum: “Like Stede? Or more like that lovely boy with the book.”
Me: “Maybe!” 😭 “I just …wait, do you mean Lucius?”
Mum: “Yes. I think he needs someone soft and sweet to melt his cold, black heart.” 💀🖤 #Sprizzy
AND THEN I lost my fucking marbles because she seems to be under the impression that Ed and Izzy are divorced. Like, canonically. (Honestly, it tracks.)
Mum: “He has left like this before. Does it always end like this?
Me: “I ask myself the same question.” 😔😭(#EdIzzyMoment)
Mum: “He is not taking the divorce well at all.”
Me: “What was that about the long and hard rueing?”
Mum: “He needs it. He will be back.”
I AM LIVING FOR THIS
