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THE ROLEPLAYERS GUIDE TO HEISTS

The Roleplayer's Guide to Heists - Heists are some of the most fun you can have during an RPG session - the in-depth planning, the nail biti

Made this with the Far Horizons Co-Op a million years ago and its still one of the greatest pieces of work I've done in the TTRPG scene. From project management to print, this was a five gold star winner.

The concept; 35 system agnostic heist writeups set across every genre and setting you can imagine. Each of them fully illustrated, with detailed, labeled maps. Each write up gives you a world of plot hooks, introduces you to important NPCs, points out interesting locations.

This was inspired by my adoration of those history books we all read as a kid, with the huge dioramas. Those things were TTRPG manuals before we knew they existed, right? Poring over them, drinking in every detail, imagining what it would be like to be this person or that. That and Hitman. There's *SO MUCH* Hitman in this book. I loved working on this book. Cracked it open for old times sake earlier today, maybe you'd like to join me.

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elucubrare

necromancy is literally fine

imissthembutitwasntadisaster

"the world isn't kind" ok??? Much more importantly are you?????

whatsupwalnut

"the world isnt kind" skill issue. I am

garethwashere

ROTARY_PISTON

emoryinaboat

potemkin-guilty-gear

i have normal thoughts about the rotary piston

atomic-darth

Whatever you say, Tumblr user robotgirl-cock

willowcrowned

gonna be honest nothing has fucked with my head more than learning that the UK only has three species of snake. like what do you mean three? three species with twelve subspecies? three native species but a ton of other nonnative ones? three species technically but it's an accident of ancient taxonomy?

nope. just three

willowcrowned

for context the US state of Virginia alone has thirty four

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backdoorteenmom

hussyknee

I love how they left out the part about them giving out the lesbian couple’s personal information to send them death threats, running them out of their home, and encouraging other fundies to petition to have their children taken away. **examines fingernails**

Also the fact that they raised half million dollars from other raging homophobes to fund this bigotry. I hope the dickholes lose the shirts off their backs and have to live out of a van. But that’s too much to hope for.

lesbianredhood

I just wanna add that the lesbian couple were getting married because their mutual friend had just died of cancer and they were adopting her two daughters… and that the death threats were so bad that they had to quit their jobs and move. it’s never just about a cake. it’s about the precedent you set when you allow ppl to discriminate. it’s about all the disgusting bigots that crawl out of the woodwork when they feel like they have the right to hate.

bogleech

madmaudlingoes

It’s not just that the leaves will break down on their own (and enrich the soil while they’re at it!). During the winter, all sorts of insects use leaf litter for shelter, and they’re the first food available to larvae in early spring. Leaves also insulate the plants under them during the winter, which is important if you’re in an area prone to frost heaving.

One of the best thing you can do for native pollinators in your area is Leave the Leaves!

diggingforkuponuts

My mom stopped raking her leaves when she found out about this but her neighbor used his leaf blower to clear out her yard the first year she decided to try. So she started posting a Leave the Leaves sign in the yard each year with an explanation about why it’s good and two winters later only one house still rakes their lawn each year.

We’ve seen a dramatic increase in the biodiversity in the neighborhood since. We have birds that we haven’t seen since we moved into the city from living rurally and those birds are starting to nest in the trees and gardens in spring. The swallows and bats are back at night. The single woodpecker we would only occasionally see visits daily and even has a friend that has joined it. We have more squirrels and rabbits and shockingly fewer moles and voles. We heard an owl outside last fall.

Leave the leaves indeed.

neo-pussy-deactivated20250705

Hello skinny tgirl. Lately you've been complaining that your tits aren't growing. In front of you is a plate of food.

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traaansfem

Unironically my tits grow faster for a few days every time I eat salmon

I should probably cook more salmon

neo-pussy-deactivated20250705

Well yes salmon does have some fat in it! And it is good! Try and eat it with some carbs, like potatoes, or maybe blinis. Why not add some vegetables as well? Steamed brocolis, grilled leaks, roasted eggplant, and maybe some cream? That sounds delicious.

featherboabear

enochianribs

oh to have a silly little house like this...

enochianribs

the inside has to look like this.

undercover-witch

the peasant in me just thinks how hard it'd be to clean.

levourdalak

I dreamt that there was a new meme that went, “If I dids it, I dids it. If I didsn’t, I didsn’t.” There was a third line, but I forgot what it was.

nifeandaccurate

happy to report i’m back on my bullshit

and a rare variant

levourdalak

HOW DID YOU KNOW THEY WERE CAT MEMES IN MY DREAM

nifeandaccurate

>:3€

levourdalak

THAT’S IT, THAT’S THE MEME FROM MY DREAM

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cheaphalloweencostume

there are many reasons to seek out and become fans of indie movies and generally less widespread media but the craziest one is that like 90% of the time if you express admiration for an underrated movie the cast and crew will just be like. thank you. i’m following you on twitter now. and then you have to live the rest of your life knowing people involved in the making of one of your favorite hidden gems of cinema are seeing your tweets about having a whole blue hawaiian fishbowl to yourself at 4 PM

cheaphalloweencostume

there are many reasons to seek out and become fans of indie movies and generally less widespread media but the craziest one is that like 90% of the time if you express admiration for an underrated movie the cast and crew will just be like. thank you. i’m following you on twitter now. and then you have to live the rest of your life knowing people involved in the making of one of your favorite hidden gems of cinema are seeing your tweets about having a whole blue hawaiian fishbowl to yourself at 4 PM

wearepaladin

Character concept: Oath of Ancients Paladin, Folk hero background. Human, halfling, gnome. Flavor his spells like Appalachian folk magic. They’re on a quest to find out what has been destroying crops and killing farm animals and put a stop to it.

Given the potential suspects in the Appalachias, and that’s potentially one heck of a quest he’s about to undergo. I think he’s up for it.

wearepaladin

Character concept: Oath of Ancients Paladin, Folk hero background. Human, halfling, gnome. Flavor his spells like Appalachian folk magic. They’re on a quest to find out what has been destroying crops and killing farm animals and put a stop to it.

Given the potential suspects in the Appalachias, and that’s potentially one heck of a quest he’s about to undergo. I think he’s up for it.

kristina100000

this happens to me every day i dont know how to make it stop

superioronion

can we nominate him for the Darwin award

shadow13dickpistons

Oh thank God someone explained this.

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cryptonature

Being a “good person” is a dynamic act involving a willingness to change, not a static state we achieve.

quasi-normalcy

Being good is like being clean; it's a low entropy state that takes active work to maintain. Evil is a high-entropy state; it's easy.

cryptonature

Being a “good person” is a dynamic act involving a willingness to change, not a static state we achieve.

quasi-normalcy

Being good is like being clean; it's a low entropy state that takes active work to maintain. Evil is a high-entropy state; it's easy.

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