I'm No Lady

*green light by lorde plays in the background*

This is wonderfully helpful.

There’s also Sam: “It’s like in the great stories, Mr. Frodo. The ones that really mattered. Full of darkness and danger, they were. And sometimes you didn’t want to know the end. Because how could the end be happy? How could the world go back to the way it was when so much bad had happened? But in the end, it’s only a passing thing, this shadow. Even darkness must pass. A new day will come. And when the sun shines it will shine out the clearer. Those were the stories that stayed with you. That meant something, even if you were too small to understand why. But I think, Mr. Frodo, I do understand. I know now. Folk in those stories had lots of chances of turning back, only they didn’t. They kept going. Because they were holding on to something.”

What are we holding onto Sam?

There’s good in this world, Mr. Frodo, and it’s worth fighting for

vanessa hudgens saying some dumbass shit while everyone is quarantined and on lockdown 😩😫 girl you’re ripe for the canceling everyone is home with nothing to do! one slip up and it’s over smh

i can’t get over her delivery of the sentences “like, it’s a virus, i get it, like, i respect it” and “like, yeah, people are gonna dieeeee” these have been playing on repeat in my mind for the past 24 hours

Remember to call your Attorney General if you catch these fuckers price gouging

Anybody buying up crucial items like that only to turn around and price gouge deserves every bad thing coming to them.

2016? PSSHHHHH

God remember when we thought 2016 was the worst year….

I burst out laughing

Real life reverse Uno card

Now listen, you rich people, weep and wail because of the misery that is coming on you. Your wealth has rotted, and moths have eaten your clothes. Your gold and silver are corroded. Their corrosion will testify against you and eat your flesh like fire. You have hoarded wealth in the last days. Look! The wages you failed to pay the workers who mowed your fields are crying out against you. The cries of the harvesters have reached the ears of the Lord Almighty. You have lived on earth in luxury and self-indulgence. You have fattened yourselves in the day of slaughter. You have condemned and murdered the innocent one, who was not opposing you.— James 5:1-6

At first I thought this was an angry Tumblr post but then it turned out to be the Literal Bible and it got 1000x better

i thought op was a witch and was cursing rich people and i got so into it

The full clip is incredible

customer asked if we had hand sanitizer and i said “what do you think?” and there were no consequences whatsoever

Well she def got the spirit of furbies down pat