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as much as i love corruption arcs, there's just something so sexy about a character that can't be corrupted, to the point that he un-corrupts you instead

i love canceling plans. dear maria count me out

[from behind my hand] Get a load in this guy

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Some Twitter reactionary called these "cuck carts" and it ruined me because now when I go to a store that has these I immediately think on entering "where are the cuck carts? I hope they have cuck carts available today"

fuck you

13 college professors killed in horrific youtube autoplay incident

It’s not just tiktok, it’s everything. I’m tired of clicking on news articles and instead finding it’s a video I have to watch. I’m tired of being sent to a video when I want to learn about a new thing instead of an article I can skim in less than a minute. You mean you want me to sit through an entire video, listening for the one kernel of information that’s buried in there that I’m interested in? Nah, man, life is too short to waste it like that. I don’t know why any of you like videos lmao.

I have never met a creature as stupid as a customer in a store

that dog was cool as fuck for going to space and also smoking