I’m a Queer

Sometimes you need to go to the dirtiest mcdonalds restaurant in your area for that danger ambiance.

your blog

I consider my blog a relaxing place

I do not consider your blog a relaxing place

This is about ME

this is actually balloons don’t let them trick you

Do you ever eat popcorn out of the palm of your own hand with such ardent desperation that you feel like both a wild horse and the gentle schoolgirl feeding it treats to gain its affection 

this is the funniest thing i have ever read

They are all free to read with Applegate’s permission on the animorphs website!

Oh yeah babey

one thing I like about millipedes is that they’re really the trains of the arthropod world

Boy, you’re really in a train and insect mood tonight, huh?

I wish millipedes grew to train size so that I could have a homoerotic sword fight on top of one while wearing a puffy shirt

Visual storytelling.

Somebody fucking tried it

to the woman watching the Toxic by Britney Spears music video with no headphones in the psychiatrists waiting room: you’re the only motherfucker in this room who can handle me