My Spoon Is Too Big

I open and close this app like it’s the fucking fridge

How it feels to kiss my wife

i know thata right 👆

feels like a real step back that with all the sexual freedom available to us we moved to Hookup Culture instead of Having Sex With Friends Culture

Kiss the homies. Hold the homies. Make love to the homies. Then play smash.

*nods sagely* smash bros and then Smash Bros

#hell yeah #I’ll show you a good time and then kick your ass with Luigi #come at/on me bro

i could blog better than this but i won't

I hope you guys think I’m cool. I’m not, but I hope you think so anyway.

reblog this to pet the user you reblogged from please

Its so beautiful that cats have their own special weed. Mother nature rewarding them for being the best animal

I've seen this clip many times, but never really appreciated the power of "what was her problem?" Just casually assuming that lesbians come in a wide variety of shapes and being inclusive. As a transbian who is probably still closer to Homer shaped than to my ideal, that's huge!