Xuebing Du
Peter Solarz
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open

@theartofmadeline
KIROKAZE
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blake kathryn
almost home
styofa doing anything

pixel skylines

Kiana Khansmith
Claire Keane

Love Begins
hello vonnie
Misplaced Lens Cap
we're not kids anymore.

shark vs the universe

Monterey Bay Aquarium
trying on a metaphor
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Me 2 chapters into reading a slowburn fic:
Me at otp: it’s 1am here, I want you in the bed and kissing before 2:30 I have work in the morning
5k into a 120k
Me:
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Opossums are nocturnal critters that may repel and disgust many, but they could be a important facto...
The face of a true hero
Having adhd and getting those questions on homework or tests that say “explain your thought process” like oh boy are you sure you wanna go down that road buddy
half of the time:
the other half:

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anon requested: kara danvers + button downs
Gay🥺irl
hades explaining that he’s the god of the dead, not the god of death
Thanatos explaining that he’s the god of death, not hades
Thanatos explaining that it applies to animals too
Poseidon explaining that he is the god of the seas and oceans
Zeus explaining why he can’t keep it in his pants
Hermes explaining why he gotta go fast
dionysus explaining why he’s Like That

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“I’ll make up for all the years I was supposed to be kissing you.”
— Leo Christopher
Types of gfs:
Art gf: oversized pastel sweaters, high waisted skirts, jeans with paint splatters and tears, coffee shop vibes, late night trips for coffee and paint brushes, pixie cuts
Skater gf: beat up vans, cuffed black jeans, bruised knees and skinned elbows, forehead kisses, baggy t-shirts, always wearing dad hats, stopping the car at any spot that looks good to skate
Athlete gf: grass stains, nike sports bras, the taste of sweat on her neck, strong thighs, pony tails, softie for seeing her gf cheering in the stands, always drinking water, baggy sweat pants
Punk gf: lapel pins on everything, badly sewing patches on leather jackets, skinny jeans, combat boots, sharing strawberry milkshakes, bass guitar, always has headphones in, different brightly colored hair every week
Witch gf: crystals, always ready to read your tarot cards, staring at the moon, deer antlers and coyote jaws, pine scented candles, succulents and ivy everywhere, silver hair, high waisted shorts
Goth gf: wispy bangs, leather jackets, fishnets with rips, doc martens, rings on every finger, old books, black nail polish, holding your hand while walking you through antique stores, manic panic dye
Gamer gf: big graphic tees, knotted hair, constant eye bags, sloppy kisses, midnight snack trips for gas station slushees, video games until you fall asleep on her lap,
Writer gf: ruffled clothes, messy hair, furrowed brows, nose scrunch, squinted eyes, loud sighing, insomniac, plans the whole story in their head first, either typing nonstop or hitting the delete button repeatedly, smells like coffee, either always snacking or ignores their grumbling stomach, hopeless romantic, smothers you in affection, either a smooth flirt or cheesy pickup lines, attempts to be poetic, sometimes a perfectionist, has a million tabs open for research, you can easily distracted her, has selective playlists for different moods, horrible posture, can get easily frustrated, will fall asleep in their chair, will go great lengths to make you happy, can get overemotional, craves your attention
Yup, you two just keep on pretending you’re only in love on TV. I’ll wait.

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Me: *falling asleep to an audiobook on the science of the gut*
Book: saliva is actually filtered blood!
Me: ʕʘ‿ʘʔ
Me: ʕʘ‿ʘʔ
Book: saliva also contains a painkiller that is stronger than morphine, but we don’t produce a lot of it otherwise we’d be constantly high
Me: ʕʘ Д ʘʔ
Opiorphin is 6x stronger than morphine and actually contains an anti-depressant compound which is why some doctors believe it’s linked to comfort eating
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/m/pubmed/20610867/
Everyone spit on me so I won’t be depressed
i remember this post but only the horny bitch at the end
The dungeon boss: You… Unionized my hobgoblins against me?
the working class will no longer be oppressed, my dude