Just-Sun-Thoughts

The Sun is blissfully unaware that there are people out there arguing about Daylights Savings.

the sun is also unaware of people

@just-sun-thoughts

Unfortunately, I am aware of people.

one day i’ll extinguish the sun. then you won’t see. none of you will fucking see.

i’d like to see you try.

What the fuck is that

@redbiscuit

it’s a scone

That’s 100% a scone

Thats a biscuit 

It’s a GODDAMN scone

Maybe in yee-howdy America land but not here bucko

The heck you call Popeye’s biscuits then? Popeye’s scones?

What the fuck is popeye

I have never seen this man before nor do his eyes pop

I feel like you are lying to me

Sadly, I know enough about America to know they aren’t. It’s true and it’s awful and disturbing

Finally, someone smart

That’s a fucking cookie

Mate what had it got written on it?

as the sun, i declare that is a cookie. i choose not to shine in england because i hate you all

both are cookies you brit

What the fuck is that

@redbiscuit

it’s a scone

That’s 100% a scone

Thats a biscuit 

It’s a GODDAMN scone

Maybe in yee-howdy America land but not here bucko

The heck you call Popeye’s biscuits then? Popeye’s scones?

What the fuck is popeye

I have never seen this man before nor do his eyes pop

I feel like you are lying to me

Sadly, I know enough about America to know they aren’t. It’s true and it’s awful and disturbing

Finally, someone smart

That’s a fucking cookie

Mate what had it got written on it?

as the sun, i declare that is a cookie. i choose not to shine in england because i hate you all

The Sun has been slowly cooking the Earth like a rotisserie chicken.

It’s almost ready

@just-sun-thoughts how done are we supposed to be

youll find out.

The sun is a star, but no one wishes upon it even though we have all day to do it

@just-sun-thoughts can i wish upon you?!

if you want but im not listening

The sun is a star, but no one wishes upon it even though we have all day to do it

i dont care wether you live or die, so do whatever you want

@just-sun-thoughts 🔫

It’s not MY fault y’all have terrible sleep schedules

It’s kinda is

It’s really not

it kinda is

Y'all could just go to bed and wake up at a normal time but ok

The sun could fuck off too 🌞

I will fry you too a pulp you little shit.

BET

@just-sun-thoughts this has been on my mind for months… you have a point, but you see the sun doesn’t set in summer up here in the north. I still wish to shoot it, repeatedly. Thank you very much. No frying over here.

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one day i will be Strong and punch the sun 

uhh yeah…pretty sure that’s not possible so uhh…

i will punch it

look buddy. if you try and punch the sun ur hand is just gonna get burned up… not really sure what you’re expecting here…

im gonna punch it real hard

ill kill you.

i like how space doesn’t care about me. it’s impossible to disappoint the sun

Oh, it’s possible.

IVE HAD ENOUGH

whatre you gonna do about it coward

i like how space doesn’t care about me. it’s impossible to disappoint the sun

Oh, it's possible.

@nasa eject me into the sun

why does everyone want to get into me

Stop romanticizing the moon

she’s my mom and i would die for her

@justmoonthoughts