we realized the monsters are inside of us.

i'm judging no one today for not drinking water or eating proper meals because it's my dexcom switch day and i'm pretty much starved most of those days just so i'm not giving too much or too little insulin (the damn thing is always inaccurate the first day somewhat)

I just had a venti mocha cookie crumble and it was gone by the time I got home again lmao

Me letting them cross my dash

They have places to be 🥰

i <3 being in a state of non existence in my room

was this the 3 little pigs skit lmfao

wait ok now i'm curious how old were you when you joined tumblr and how old are you now

he has a permit, leave him alone

he does, in fact, not have a permit to be in the cat food pantry. i know this bc i issue those permits, and i have issued no such permit to this particular gentleman. if he might be so called.

i promise you he filed the paperwork with my office and he is just waiting for it in the mail

how did you get authority to give my cats cat crime permits?

my friend, this is a very common scam. this woman is well known to authorities for cat crimes, especially fraud.

so trustworthy in appearance, and yet so duplicitous! you are the victim of a worldclass bamboozle! please, consult your insurance policy. you should have some financial coverage, but i am afraid your reputation may never recover.

@petermorwood

Sorry to interrupt but I thought in the first picture the cat was holding a knife with its tail