after all, "meme" is just "me" twice

if i had ADHD i would simply stop being hyperactive and inattentive

i would simply um

um. so i would just

Yup that’s what it’s like

vampires can't creampie you until you ask them to come inside

nobody has been bullied for being a nerd since like 1990 and star wars and superheroes and video games have been mainstream to the point of oversaturation for like 20+ years now and adult man babies still have a persecution complex. may divorce be with you 

the intricate ritual of fighting back to back against an enemy horde w someone

the intimacy of knowing your partner’s moves and combat style so well that you adapt your own to complement it so that you form a more effective team in battle

the romanticism of passionately kissing your battle partner when the fighting is over while you’re both still covered in dirt and gore and surrounded by smoking rubble and the corpses of your enemies

under communism we will all be forced to work in the catgirl maid cafe

is it unionized

if your leftism doesn’t include fighting antisemitism then I’m really not interested in your leftism

I can feel the leftist goyim trying their best not to look at this or think about it. I see you. I see how easily y’all accept antisemitism when it’s against people you don’t like, and it pisses me the fuck off.

If carp could speak they would all have French accents

a friend of mine is allergic to salad, when he eats salad he literally throws up

ok. i am not your friend who is allergic to salad though