Play That Funky Interstellar Blues

i bet using your body as a human shield feels kind of good before it really doesn't

this fic is so good i hope i write it

art block? dude this is called a "canvas". you need to spend less time on minecraft

what if you were an actual demon from actual hell and your family sucked and your boss sucked and your boss' family sucked and your family and his family both thought him a fool and laughed at him behind his back, and then your gullible naive idiot boss looked at you, a demon from hell, and with complete sincerity and perfect conviction saw a sliver of divinity in you. a light genuinely worth nurturing. what then.

THE FISH HAS A WIFE???

living by my awesome sword #mysword

wait they're telling me theres another cool thing I have to do by the sword now

Are You Fucking Kidding Me.

"I'm still kicking" is such a funny way to say "I'm still alive". Like lol. I'm still thrashing. Flailing. Writhing even. The violence remains.

best thing a male character can do is be dog-coded. second best thing a male character can do is sob hysterically

third best thing a male character can do is be a little gay about his best friend