extremely relevant

they got married btw

Im giving creepy blowjobs now & they keep telling me they want just the normal ones

Humiliated again…

I don’t like being humiliated

Constantly humiliated

okay (equips the spear)

There's a scene in very early 60's Doctor Who where a character falls into a swamp, I think, and they throw not a rag doll, but a card board cut out of the actor. 10/10 they don't make 'em like this no more

This is literally how the woman on the bus fell when i had to slam on bc a car in front slammed on and she was on her phone stood up holding onto nothing like I think about it nearly everyday

kinda bullshit the English language doesn't have a discrete word for an unlit campfire. you light a campfire, but what is it before you light it? also a campfire, I guess. I need to invent a word that can be intuitively understood as "the arrangement of wood that is intended to become a campfire"

well "an arrangement of wood that is intended to become a campfire" sounds like it's just a bundle of sticks and I think there is a collective word for that maybe

Chat, is it considered “abusive roommate behavior” to release a raccoon into the living space after you have asked your roommate for months to please clean up their messes (they do not pay any of the mortgage)