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I gently sponge Gay Tom Hardy down

ao3′s orphaning option is cool and a good idea but mostly very fucking funny. i posted this work for fun when i was younger and i still want people to be able to come back to it if they liked it, but now im an adult professional and i dont want it attached to my name. whats the word for that? umm, anonymously posting? no. i want something that indicates i murdered this story’s parents 

technically the story’s parents faked their own death and disappeared to go have an office job, and that’s even funnier

He was as tall as he was tall, and his eyes were the color they were. To describe his hair one would say that he had some. His face had all the features you'd expect, and none of the ones you wouldn't. "There he is," people would often say of him, but only when he was there. And they were right.

"shipping and blorbofication are not inherently at odds with understanding a story's deep themes" and "some people can't grasp the themes of a story because they never learned how to engage with stories outside of the lens of shipping and blorbofication" are two statements that can coexist

the generational gap between me and the people my age who were allowed to watch spongebob

Bro I just nearly fucking died

My throats fucked but I like inhaled toothpaste and my throat seized up and I couldn’t breathe worst part is I spat toothpaste everywhere trying to get it out of my mouth and my throat is like fuzzy now?? Water did not help honey tea might

Absolutely flawless how did you get these photos?

I can never leave here

it's extremely funny that charles leclerc, an ostensibly normal guy, just nickname mogs everyone on the grid without even trying. like il predestinato, now that's objectively a top 5 of all time nickname. lord percival is a bit medieval but otherwise makes him sound very magnanimous which he is. and then out of nowhere max pulls out the red rocket. the spirit of shakespeare really possesed max in those 5 seconds it took for him to come up with that. and charles now has yet another absolute banger of a nickname which is insane to tack on onto two already very good, very aura farm-y nicknames. the red rocket, the lord, il predestinato, charles leclerc.

Why is this back on my dash in 2018

Thank god this is back on my dash in 2018

"i feel besquintled", said no one ever. because that's not a word.