hey, kids

I looked through the notes and these are definitely the best examples of OP’s point

breathe if you think im cute 

This is important.

Bless this post

I really need stuff like this

shoutout to models who navigate such a difficult field while learning enough about its problems to then expose it for the rest of us. that’s pretty punk rock of them.

I got Ned in this quiz that tells you which Marvel character you are and honestly.. I now get it

Looks like Ned may have accidentally hit his arachnads

I got Peggy, so. Confirmed queer

let him have a bite

How can ants have farms? They’re too small to control the chickens and the pigs

Last week I joked that my very cerebral, retired-police-chief-grandpa is basically Holt from Brooklyn 99 and then today someone said, “damn, we’re out of decaf” and he just deadpans “well there’s no need to get hysterical.”

Yesterday he said “if you need to insult the same person twice you’ve already failed in your goal to devastate them”

My Yaya was trying to remember the name of a guy who stole money from her in high school today and my grandpa instantly pipes up “his name was Bernie Ryan and he was a scoundrel”

you guys all talk about how “petty” you are but one time my mom was so annoyed that the house was a mess that she made an actual vlog of her walking around the house and calling out every single family member for their shit and then threatened to post the video on facebook and instagram if we didn’t clean it up