Do whatever the Fuck you want

Happy Easter.

That time Jesus made friends with the Yakuza and they were convinced his dad was a powerful crimelord O.O

Jesus Christ!

Anime will really fuck around with any concept

18-22 is a confusing age. I got friends getting married, some in prison, and some still have to ask their parents to stay out past curfew.

honestly “Aztec sacrifice was good” is up there with “mountains are moral objects in their own right” in discourse that makes me love Tumblr, I mean what else are you going to do, complain about the DNC on Twitter?

Is France Real? Is probably my favorite argumate discourse devolution, personally.

Wait what, I don’t remember that one

Basically it was around the question of whether or not god exists with the concession that God is just as real as Harry Potter, which is to say that Harry Potter exists in our world as a character who has moral and political influence on the people who care about him and that got a bunch of people really angry and then it devolved into “perhaps we can instead say that God is real in the way that the country of France is real, which is to say as a human construction that has a lot of power over a lot of people’s lives but that certainly didn’t exist when dinosaurs walked the earth” and then it devolve into “what are you talking about of fucking course france is real” and then it was a whole bunch of interesting conversations about reality. I tried to find the original thread but here’s a post that was part of the fallout: https://argumate.tumblr.com/post/170849377494/eightyonekilograms-oligopsoneia

France may or may not exist but croissants definitely exist and this is a pâtisserie I will die on if necessary

“borders are debatable, bread is not” is actually not bad as a philosophical foundation.

after social distancing is over everyone is gonna be so touch starved every contact with another human will be like the hand flex scene in pride and prejudice (2005)

social norms after the pandemic are going to be like: "did you hear? miss Katherine brushed hands with the starbucks barista the other day when getting her morning coffee. quite the scandal if you ask me, exposing herself in such a manner… and with gloveless hands!“

Reblog to actually save a life

Reblogging, because this is so important. When I was learning how to cook for myself in my tweens, I had at least a five years of fire safety seminars from school drilling this into my head, and I STILL had that instinctive put-the-fire-out-with-water reflex. Didn’t even think. I saw our oily burner catch fire after frying eggs, whipped around towards the sink for water, and my brain immediately screamed NO!!! NO WATER! I mean that fire safety stuff straight up bitchslapped me out of REFLEXIVELY setting my house on fire. I found a pot lid and inched it over the burner before turning off the heat. Even if you think you know this stuff, panic is powerful shit. Make knowledge more powerful.

Cannot overstate how important this is. Baking soda also does a good trick, but this is still just so, so important!!

When you have the power of God and anime on your side