Just Another Day

going with the flow in a face down in a river kinda way

“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

#tapping the reblog button with utmost care because i’m handling a historical artifact (via @malarkiness)

no weapon formed against my sweeties will prosper

I love people who are cis+. The ones who took the time to think about gender and decided they liked the one they were given. They project good gender vibes even if they aren't trans.

The backlash was a major lawsuit from 9 tribes alongside other lawsuits from advocacy groups like NDN Collective. You can support NDN Collective by donating to them here.

Critical support to these scammers weaponizing homophobia to drain right-wingers' bank accounts 🫡

grocery store checkout girl you gotta stop breaking the social script. this is a relationship built on trust over weeks of predictable low stakes interactions. yes yes I HAVE “chosen you as my favorite” but it’s not for my sake. it’s for yours. I am not enjoying this interaction at all. you’re supposed to feed me prompts I can respond to with easy lines like “how’s it going” “it’s going” “that bad huh?” for a few weeks and THEN you can ask me about my tragic backstory and I can start sharing weird facts about the food I’m buying and the recipes I’m making and you can tell me about how your diabetes meds are working. please. please child. I understand but you can’t keep doing this to me it’s been Three Days.

I think it would be really wonderful if seagulls were constructed more like bottles with a mystery inside. What I'm imagining is that were you to catch one, you could then unscrew its face and there would be a glowing gem nestled in some sort of socket. The Core of the Gull so to speak. Then you could swap that around with other seagulls, and after screwing the faces back on they would fly off as if nothing happened. Hm... Is this too esoteric, or do some of you see what I am getting at?