the loud, the proud, the femme

thinking "everyone can tell im bad at this" as i stand completely motionless doing nothing in public

kink: deleting someone’s pointless comment by reblogging the post from the same person they did

poetry fans be like i love that poem it made me feel fucking awful & horrible & scared

invented a new word today. its 'plagiarism'. im a genius i know

you will hear zero complaints from me about increasingly explicit gay pornography being incorporated into “mainstream” tv shows but what i will call for is a corresponding increase in explicit lesbian sex. i want dykes crawling around on their hands and knees begging to eat pussy on every tv screen in america. worldwide, even

They’re making a day when things can be better and they’re calling it tomorrow

fucking around for three days and then making a herculean effort on day four that restores your average progress to what a moderately inept person would have achieved with consistent effort, that’s what it’s all about.

my cherios spelled out my exact address this morning but like what the gudge ever i gobbled those honey nut freaks up and licked the bowl too