payton jane

let me eat oats out of your hands i promise i'll be niceys this time

i was lying. fingers fingers fingers fingers fingers fin-

horse 🫵

mission status report: all systems are in the green. because of the slime, which is green

we are, in fact, in immense danger. because of the slime

which is green

the bravery of a girl who has to decide what is for dinner and then cook it and then wash dishes every day forever and ever.

That's called being an adult

no it’s called being the bravest girl on planet earth

hey. don't cry. 1,000 hugs from 10,000 lightning bugs, okay?

They're reporting on this like he's a real person I love this

He IS a real person

what if tumblr took a leaf out of youtubes book and sent people golden shoelaces after hitting a milestone. they don’t tell you what the milestone is