a lurkerly tsarevna

t shirt that says I PUT A NORMAL AMOUNT OF THOUGHT INTO STUFF

Imagining a scene is free. Writing it costs my entire lifespan

i think "turning into a pumpkin" is my new favorite way to articulate the state of things when I am at a function and very overstimulated and it feels like my brain is melting. it's like no i can't be a person anymore i have to leave i'm turning into the pumpkin. the time is up yeah i gotta go. yeah see u later. pumpkin time.

btw it's so fucking stupid you can be anxious physically in your body even after you've decided mentally you don't care. I'm supposed to be in charge here

have you guys ever seen a crocodile with its fingies out

[ID. Three pictures of crocodiles in the water, with their front paws lifted above it and showcasing their four little clawed fingers. End ID.]

holdin out for a wriggle... holdin out for a wriggle whos the bug of the niiight

shes gotta be strong and shes gotta be fast and shes gotta have a butt thats a light

I think it's time to admit that we've actually devolved, and that streaming services are, in fact, worse than video/DVD rental stores.