It's me, ya girl

i am terminally A Sucker for characters who have a towering and generally earned ego about their own ability and absolutely no self-worth about themselves as a person at all. intoxicating combo.

eternally painful that you can't socialize without people expecting you to talk. sometimes I just want to be around. like a cat

no fucking awoo. no awoo right now. its late. its not awoo time. its sleeping time. go the fuck to bed.

There's a weird 3 star movie out there ready to change your life forever

cats always step precisely on your most sensitive areas when theyre crawling on you lovingly for cuddles. bladder dick ovaries boobs stomach bruise it doesnt matter. they have homing devices on their paws for the exact area you’re most tender at the moment and they put their full weight into that step. and sometimes they might keep their stance midstride so theyre just standing there forever forcing you to endure the pain. because they are simply too cute to get mad at

having such an obvious favorite character trope is life ruining bro

i can’t say shit about liking a character that acts slightly in a very specific way without being hit with a tidal wave of “of course you would” to live is to suffer

top tier character trait will always be “I care about you deeply, even though I betrayed you. even though I would do it again” I don’t make the rules