yeet

hey girl your pussy is awesome, where did you get it installed?

between my thighs

apparently the new regulations require one driver from each team to be sacrificed in monaco

It is so fucking funny to me how easily scandalized some people are wym callout post for a cannibalism kink. Grow up. This is the nothingburger leagues and you're throwing up in the stands

It’s actually the peopleburger leagues

Blocking for being funnier than me

i love seeing tendons move under my skin and being reminded im an awesome meat puppet #mypuppet

slime monster obama: my jello americans

if karl marx was born today he would be a baby. and it would be his birthday

naan before beer you’re in the clear. beer before naan ghengis khan

beautiful women named "storage space running out" keep texting me every day

great! now do the same medical study with women