albert rosenfield is gay and there's nothing you can do about it

I am pathologically always speaking in a manner of jest

just clicked a sausage link

Concerts will have you staring at the taller person infront of you and thinking Why were you born? Why? Why? Why?

Ken was created from Barbie’s rib

happy juneteenth but dont forget that prisoners are legally allowed to be subject to slave labor and also black people are disproportionately arrested and subjected to that legality. happy juneteenth but slavery still lives in america. america is still dependant on slave labor.

9/11 could never happen today because the twin towers arent there anymore for some reason

nothing pisses me off more than a proud “no msg!” label on something. shut up you dumb bitch put the msg back in there so it tastes good. idiot

the losing dogs and i are engaging in insider trading