Randomnesssssss

I have great news! At Luna's follow-up appointment the vet was floored by her progress (nearly doubled in weight since the original appointment) and has medically cleared her to be able to return to our normal yearly checkups only!

Luna unfortunately passed away at the age of 11 years, 8 months. I will forever love and miss my Luna Lovebug. ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜

really annoying to have no energy no matter how much sleep you get

#the reason that lab safety regulations are the way they are is because literally all chemists are like this #as in 100% of them #no exceptions (via @prokopetz)

My grandfather got the GI bill after the war and decided to become a chemist. He was a year into his degree when he spilled something on himself in the lab. The way he told it, he watched whatever it was start to dissolve the leather apron he was wearing, thought about what it might be doing to his lungs, and after calmly removing the apron, became an architect instead. I think chemists are Like That because the sane ones all self-selected out of the pool.

jobs for women who prioritise taking it easy and chillaxing forever

ai could never outdo my beautiful perverted mutuals

this is because they write with their mind penis and have terrible childhoods and horrible luck, which seems to be the key factor in writing shakespeare level smut

and english is their 4th language

yeah okay ill reblog that

my cat is completely obsessed with watching the bathroom sink drain and I have started calling this "her shows." as in when I'm in the bathroom and she meows and runs up I'll be like "oh you want to watch your shows?" and run the faucet for an extra few seconds so it fills a little. she will then sit there at the edge of the sink for ages totally entraptured by the drain. blorbo from her sink

I’m covered with “Librarians from Everywhere” but as a former museums professional “Tourists who think we’re the British Museum” really speaks to me on a personal level.

I’m “all ten people who think they’ve got the most niche interest in the whole building”

Unoriginal sin. Derivative sin