Every Kiss begins with ME

the kind of sexual freedom keeley displays is more associated with lower-class people, as opposed to the “classy” way women like jack are expected to behave and imo that’s the root of their issues. basically my point is never trust a rich person even if they’re a hot wlw!

mcsweeten being in leverage redemption and still having not a clue that parker and hardison are, in fact, not federal agents and are actually world-class criminals

or at some point between the finale and now he did find out, and then some government official gets wind of one of their heists and is jabbing their finger at a blurry image of parker and hardison mid-thievery and with a completely straight face, mcsweeten explains that guys, those are agents hagen and thomas and they are working on an undercover op and were in no way at all involved of what is inconveniencing the government now

What if our favorite top dog at interpol told him? A fan fic idea. A buddy cop between McSweeten and Sterling. Just fucking helping cover up the leverage team so they dont get caught.

Think about it?? Like they have friends in high places people!! The friends of my friends are my friends!!

Harry gets to meet Nana (maybe Thanksgiving or something?) and the old girl likes what she sees. Nothing real comes of it of course but she flirts with him for fun. You know how old ladies will do the whole "What a strong young man you are" and "oh, if I were twenty years younger" and Harry is more than happy to play along to make her smile.

Then he realizes how uncomfortable it makes Breanna and Hardison and there's no way he's not gonna use that.

He sits next to Breanna at the briefing tables and puts his hand over hers.

"I know you're too old for a dad. But I hope we can be friends."

"Boy, if you don't."

Spots Hardison playing video games.

"Are ya winnin', son?"

"You better stop all that nonsense."

"C'mon. Why don't you take a break and come throw the old pig skin around?"

this man says the most unnerving things to a mark for shits and giggles

this man literally took a bite out of a live snake to commit to the act