sometimes u go to a ship’s ao3 page and the top 10 fics are like “what if these guys were 2 completely different guys but had the same actors’ faces and character names”

it’s never a normal temperature anymore it’s always some fucking bullshit

*Looking at a gay couple* so which one of you is Colin Mochrie and which one is Ryan Styles

*looking at a gay couple* so which one of you is Laura Hall on piano and Linda Taylor on guitar

parker and hardison pretending to be a couple on a con: we're newlyweds!! we just got married and we're so so so in love. she's the apple of my eye, the darling of my heart.... he's my very reason for being and my life has improved so much since meeting him ..... we're just so happy to be together <3 nate and sophie pretending to be a couple on a con: (screaming death threats at each other so loudly drunkenly and incoherently that everyone in the building is begging them to leave)

Everyone vote for Alexandra Bligh right now. She absolutely did all of those horrible things (and more) and she's not sorry. A vote for Bligh is a vote for women's wrongs 🙏🎉

Widow’s Bay is great because it raises the important question: what if the mayor from Jaws had to fight an ancient evil instead of a shark and also in this scenario Richard Dreyfuss was a 40-something final girl who accidentally almost human sacrificed her high school bully and a bunch of other people?

i think more final girls should be forty and kind of weird and off-putting

#my man is a muppet

your cat was an honor to see in the window

I can't believe this entore site is not talking about Widow's Bay. Nautical folk horror, it's stephen king it's midnight mass it's also somehow an office comedy. Stephen Root is there. What more could you want?