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we got a full redbox and now we're playing go fish with the redbox movies
I would never pay money for a redbox. if you ask politely and are very very persistent (i.e. annoying) they will let you take it away
here's my dad and i taking it away
a redbox makes a wonderful addition to your patio
for those wondering why they're free to take now, it's because the company that made those "chicken soup for the soul" books bought them a few years ago and then completely collapsed so bad they couldn't afford to dispose of or even take the blu rays and dvds out of their kiosks all over.
so any of them is free game because they're all located on other business' property and they usually don't want to have to pay to get rid of them either. so asking the store manager usually gets you the ok to pull it out and keep it.
there was a period of time right after their bankruptcy where you could put in any debit or credit card and it would spit out movies without charging you. you could even put in like an expired or deactivated card, or a visa gift card with a $0 balance, didnt matter, they'd just start spitting discs out. a lotta people raided redboxes for movies for a couple months, with some people doing what me and my brother and my dad did here, taking the whole box and signs and marquees as well. because managers sure as hell don't want a big abandoned piece of trash on their sidewalk disappointing customers. BUT they're also often too cheap to pay someone to remove it. so they just sit there.
luckily there are no shortage of freaks like us who will just take them away on our own volition. we did it all "by the book", too: we set up cones and caution tape, disconnected electricity properly, used an angle grinder to grind down the bolts in the concrete so nobody would trip on them, then cleaned everything up afterward and sealed off the electrical panel so the store would know everything is safe and tidy. though they were hesitant when we were first contacting them, they were honestly very relieved and grateful when we finally took it away, especially once they saw that we "knew what we were doing" (we don't) and look like we've "done this before" (we haven't).
the fun part: the reason why this redbox, in particular, was completely full and unraided is because the computer hardware inside had failed some months before the bankruptcy, and a failing company sure as hell wasn't gonna send a tech out to our podunk dipshit city to fix it, so it was impossible to rent movies or take any discs out. plus, for who knows how long, people were returning old redbox discs to this machine and not taking any out, leading to a much higher variety of movies than your average redbox.
there is a thriving community of redbox hackers and modders out there, as well, creating open-source software for repurposing the machines and not letting their very interesting and robust disc-management hardware go to waste. this one belongs to my brother (who was very annoying persistent and did all the legwork of contacting managers and securing permission) who is a programmer by trade and will be hacking it into a family-access movie library, with whatever discs we want. i mean the machine is completely weatherproof and has a built-in AC unit, it would be such a waste to not try to turn it into something cool.
if we get another one, i'm gonna try to mod it into some sort of art or zine vending machine. the disc boxes are just the right size for small print art or stickers. would make a great "little free library" too.
remember: the rules are made up. act like you belong there and you can get away with anything. this applies to your own life
i love that sakurai on two separate occasions has been like "what the fuck are those? i dont know. no one knows. they simply are"
how is there a home item named a vanity.. thats crazy.. doing makeup at a vanity.. crazy.. there should be other ones.. 'yeah im just setting up my conceit!' 'roommate and I are gonna go to Ikea to pick up an arrogance to put next to the dresser!'

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this pride month will be special because of giant ice snake will appear
being called an old soul when you were kid and knowing you just got diagnosed as a weird cunt
bro 1: hey bro, thanks for having me over, you know i always love getting together for an afternoon. just what a guy needs after getting worked to the bone all day, y'know?
bro 2: hey bro, i hear that. but you know what would go even better with this afternoon of dalliance between two buddies?
*both bros, in unison while looking towards the camera* SUBHUMANIZING THE OUTGROUP!!!
cable belt chain; my newest piece of robot “gear”! i made it using only found or thrifted materials, and i think it came out great :]
Girls jamming out
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#france in shambles. automation truly comes for us all.
well if its for fucked up and horny reasons, then i guess its okay...
Today in niche genres of joke that I can never get enough of and will probably still be secretly thinking about four years later
oh the wifi password yeah it's the nicene creed in its entirety
*spends 15 minutes painstakingly typing the creed in its entirety*
"password is incorrect"
*remembers that my host is Orthodox, rewrites entire creed but without the filioque*
*copy-pastes the phrase, "the nicene creed in its entirety", instantly accesses the network*
You will never understand the mental torture of being 12 years old and having a debilitating crush on Hugo Weaving Elrond & having to lie to ur friends and say you like Legolas Orlando bloom like all the other girls so you don’t get fucking bullied
Now I’m 35 and I have a live sized cardboard Elrond who lives on my stairwell & I kiss him every time I go upstairs so anyway the moral of the story is never kill yourself
No hate on you because you’re braver than any US marine for that but I think we might have been having wildly different experiences

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Out of Touch
Out of Touch Thursday
OUT OF TOUCH THURSDAY
but im out of my head when you’re not around…
the qord argue is just the word agree if somebody fucked it up really bad and awfuls, which is deep
the world Sever is just theSevere without an e. which is kinda nnothing ar all or ever will be
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