Puppy

ilya implements a “kiss tax”. it starts during one morning when he makes coffee for them both and before handing it over to shane he taps on his own lips and shane kisses him. so now whenever he gets anything for shane he asks for a kiss tax, and vice versa. shane grabbing the tomato from the fridge for ilya to cut up? kiss tax. ilya opening the car trunk so shane can put the groceries in? double kiss tax! shane coming in with fuzzy socks for ilya? kiss tax! if the circumstances is not ideal for a kiss a makeout tax is applied. this is a very serious situation

well first of all shane is not selfish he filled a fruit bowl with doritos and he bought ilya ugly water shoes and carried his bags and put ilya’s sweaty unshowered post-plane post-long drive dick in his mouth, willingly. and then made him burgers. and he has his own well. in case ilya is thirsty. so jot that down

"I promise to work very hard for you" cries and cries and cries and cries. my boy

"Boston is nice too?" CRIES AND CRIES AND CRIES AND CRIES. MY BOYYYY

shane fucking loves that ilya just be holding his big balls while hes on the couch watching tv. like he never tells him to Not do that even though he's heard jackie complain abt it in regards to hayden a few times. he knows he should probably find it gross but he thinks it's actually one of the hottest things ilya does without realizing

do you ever look at a man and think i need you in the most disgusting, vile, pathetic, animalistic, disturbing, vulgar and morally questionable way possible