#bigbaldhead

Reader and Daryl who have been sneaking around and doing NAUGHTYYYYY things together. Starts with reader teasing about giving Daryl a lap dance when they stumble across a very big strip club together, it eventually turns real when he mumbles out a shy “ok…” so reader actually gives him one. Just slow and…a bit sensual. They probably grind against him full contact like twice before he’s sporting a hard on and just before he could barely even process what’s happening, his cock is already leaking all over readers tongue.

They make out behind trees around camp, swapping saliva and letting their hands roam all over. Daryl swallows readers spit like it’s nothing and he swears it causes them to be “spiritually/genetically connected” after -though he’d never tell-

They go “hunting” together, which I mean, they do hunt, but not as much as they should. 90% of it just consists of Daryl giving reader head in some half cave thing they found near a stream. Readers legs squeezing Daryl’s head so hard, he’s trying to not seriously die in between them due to lack of air.

Bet he probably gets so horny when reader threatens to put a bolt in his head if he doesn’t hurry up and make them cum.

Finally, when they reach Alexandria and have peace for once that’s when they have penetrative sex. In Daryl’s bed, in that cold messy basement he chose for the most silence and privacy. It’s so bad. It’s just a mix of whining and wet sounds and reader squeezing his cock dry every time they’re on top. Daryl whose face, neck and ears are flushed so red, his chest is covered In bite marks and purple hickey’s.

They fall asleep right after and in the morning? Poor reader almost gets caught when Rick comes banging on the basement door, looking for Daryl, yelling something about how he can’t find reader and he needs Daryl’s help to track wherever they might have gone.

if by freaky you mean sexual, here are some things i have written down before, there’s probably a LOT more, sex is on this man’s mind CONSTANTLY:

about eating a woman out: “before, during, after sex, shit anytime. it’s my favourite thing to do!”

fetishes: “necks, feet, when people with accents say english words wrong, duct tape”

what inspires him: “boobs”

“i get an erection really easily, i might have one right now, you’ll never know”

jerking off: “not the way i do it, it’ll be over in 15 seconds”

“i walk around naked a lot”

“i’m very shy in sexual situations”

about his ‘X’ tattoo on his collarbone: “X marks my spot”

how often he jerks off: “oh, 3 times a day”

his favourite position is from the back so he can play with the woman’s clit