Stressed, Depressed and Horny

by Owlturd

Yeah sex is cool but have you ever been on tumblr before December 17 2018?

I want slower packages delivered by transportation workers who are paid more to work less and I'm not kidding

And I want them packed carefully by workers who are treated like human beings and given actual breaks and are paid wages they can live on by employers who actually care about their well-being

And if they had enough time to have a little chitchat whenever they feel like it, that‘d be great.

what if it all works out. HOW ABOUT THAT HUH

u know what, even if my writing isnt the BEST, i still made it all on my own. like there was a blank word doc and i filled it up with my own words, my own story. i took what was in my head and i made it a real thing. idk i feel like that alone is something to be proud of.

“manhole cover” umm I think it’s just called underwear lol

Gay people I summon thee