Bitchy Witchy

dude your femme just fucking bit me

“oh no we’re all doomed by the narrative” maybe you are. i’m the narrative’s favourite.

update: turns out this is not a good thing for me

at the goth bbq eating corn on the macabre

The hoes are unimpressed with your sarcastic detachment, and are enchanted with my sincere wonder. Writhe like the worm you are.

will you just let me be silly for a sec. there's this dread so ancient in me

blood is basically the most normal thing for a sword to hunger for. if a sword gained sentience and started asking me for blood i'd be like yeah i thought you might say that

mutual pining IS the best trope. no they’re not trying to move on, no they’re not brave enough to risk it, no they’re not trying to date other people, they don’t know they can have it but it’s okay if they can’t (but they CAN)

people think "adult jokes" in kids shows are just sexual jokes failing to realize that sokka telling toph "you have to work here for longer if you want to qualify for vacation time" is the funniest thing i've ever heard. i don't think the southern water tribe even HAS that kind of economy

ive said it before ill say it again: the solution to nazi punks is not to “gotcha” them about Well Actually Real Punks Believe. its to beat the shit out of them. sincerely, your favorite punk jew.

they wanted him dead for his sad brown eyes and his slut waist

not romantic not platonic but a secret third thing (so devoted the lines blur)

Everyone should read their own fanfics recreationally tbh this shit fucking rules. It's like the author knows exactly what I like.

well thank gd i'll have amazon and toyota at pride instead of gorgeous men in leather harnesses ! that was a close one!

not now sweetie mommy’s bearing the curse.

wait a minute this isnt pride this is just spiders

we all must get weirder and more queer. i am completely serious and genuine and this is urgent. please get weirder and gayer now. if you see me acting weird and gay mind your business a little bit.