(over)whelmed

It's crazy that I used to live without the saluting emoji

They were opened in AUGUST 2001. Oh my god. That's both hilarious and tragic.

this is a fucking futurama bit

I always forget that when est. Is on something like this it means established and not estimated

The other day my wife told me about this influencer who said she needed to go on ozempic so she could go from 130 lbs down to 115 and I really cannot stress the degree to which we have so COMPLETELY lost the plot with this glp1 shit. Like not only are people are going on this shit for purely cosmetic purposes, the cosmetic purposes are delusional. This is the kind of mindset that gives people eating disorders but now because you can get a prescription instead of having to starve yourself or enduce vomiting a big swath of the general public seems eager to go along with it. Body Positivity did not go fucking far enough because I am being so real when I say that fatphobia is more of a public health crisis than obesity has ever been

[suddenly disillusioned] my illusions..

There are no sex scenes, and all the food looks horrible.

The "Tell me about an uncomplicated man" is a merciless roast 😆

me to the accursed whispering amulet: hey can you speak up please i have an audio processing disorder

I’ve seen people pass around the “hold up, I’m googlin’ something” image but it cropped out the part where he was googling “how many guys can one guy take”

what the FUCK did Jolene look like

I am… hypnotized…

It does not matter what kind of art it is, when you use the term degenerate to refer to art you don't like, you are using a word that is deeply rooted in bigotry. A word used to target marginalized groups.

the fairy on my windshield as i go down i95 at 210km/h