oh yes, i'm the great pretender

it's so foggy out on the road i can't make out (makeout?! 😳😏😳🥺⁉️❤️❣️?💗💓💕💞💖💛💚💖💛💝💋?) a thing 10 feet infront of me

maybe i shouldn’t laugh but the try guys reigniting gay jonathan toews allegations and he immediately retires is the 3rd day of pride is cracking my shit up

i hope i’m not just a tumblr blog to you but also bad lesbian representation

The thing about a really good ship is I need it to be equal parts sweet and fucked up. It's like a lemonade. you want it half sour and half sweet because the two flavors are complementary. The love needs to be there so it can wreck their lives or they need to be wrecks so they can fall in love

okay now that we’ve a had couple lesbian blockbusters and milfs are having a romance moment, we need to bring back the manic pixie dream girl. she was never fuckin suited to fixing all the problems of some boring twenty year old everyman, but you know who could actually benefit from a quirky free-spirited blue haired girl with pronouns (she/they)? a newly divorced forty-something mom who’s trying to learn how to be herself for the first time in her life

data center? no thanks i'd rather date my winger

every since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to aimlessly wander a blighted landscape

have you ever considered that maybe i enjoy playing chess with the dog. have you ever considered that he’s my friend